Ridiculed...As Much.

Hello My Name Is Lucas, also know as Cucas, Long Dong Silver, The Best Looking Man in Town, and Dick....okay except for maybe the first one I'm not known by any of those aliases. Next year I'm going to be a senior at the prestigious Field Kindley High School....duh named after the Great Flying Ace of WWII. Anyways myself and Feild Kindley are both located in the great town (insert tongue in cheek) of Coffeyville Kansas!!! People living in the world of electric and pre cooked foods may of heard of our hell...er town by such entities as the Dalton Gang or The Worlds Largest Hail Stone.

I also debate...SHUT UP IM NOT GAY!!! I've been doing it for three years and this year I have aspirations of qualifying in it. I've also helplessly floated in the water for three years, which is better know as competitive swimming, although I always had a problem with the competitive part.

Now That You Know A Little About Me

Enter My Bordello of Ignorance